I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Randomize
