ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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