"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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