awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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