Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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