jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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