yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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