i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It's blow job season.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
