He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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