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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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