Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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