I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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