i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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