True but thats because hes a fetus.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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