Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
