did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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