i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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