Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
