So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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