help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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