Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Too much gin, very little bucket
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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