Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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