4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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