Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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