pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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