We're like a lot better than the average bears
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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