at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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