Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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