Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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