Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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