Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
