And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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