Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I will pee on everything he values.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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