i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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