did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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