Slut skills are useful in every country.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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