I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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