Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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