so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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