I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
