Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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