"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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