Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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