I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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