Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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