I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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