____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
be right there i have to get my cape
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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