Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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