i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
