Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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