Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
